To all the single ladies: An Open Letter!

To all those who don’t have a ring on it, to those who still are the cupid or the third wheel for their friends here are a couple of things you may be able to relate to !!

The parlor can wait, yes we all get a little lazy when it comes to getting your eyebrows done or for that matter the summer needs of getting a wax! Being single gives you the ultimate freedom to choose when to opt for deforestation. Your clothes and dressing up or down depends on your hair growth and not on the fact that you have to meet the love of your life in fifteen minutes.

The beauty sleep, the freedom of sleep, the sound sleep with no hushed toned romantic talks just you, your pillow and your nap that you were avoiding at the office with the help of coffee. The pillow, being the perfect mate who doesn’t say no to cuddling. You don’t have to worry about dark circles or not being able to get up on time.

Your baby talks are restricted to dogs, cats, and actual babies. You think of your life as that weird woman who lives with a hundred dogs or cats in a big house. All the sweet talk and being worried about having a meal is restricted to your pet or aimed at your own tummy. Shameless hogging is always on your mind and this thought is carefree.

Now lets deal with the neighbors, if you are sixteen and single they would be super proud of you as apparently you are a good girl and would be compared to a box of undisclosed treasure. If you're in your mid-twenties, well then why haven't you found your prince charming is the only question on everyone's mind, even your own. The matrimonial proposals from the next door Sharma aunty seem to be right in your face and it feels like we all are heading towards the apocalypse if you aren't getting married.

Your eyes constantly dart here and there when you're at a fest or the market. Each guy is at the crosshairs and under the scrutiny of being a potential boyfriend cause honestly, sometimes you can be a little needy especially when your constantly the third wheel. Then again when you see your friends going through the hassle of all the relationship troubles and that’s then all those potential boyfriends move to the level of per day crushes.

The romantic long drives in the rain include you and your list of B grade romantic songs if you’re a 90s kid and that’s the end of it. Well, not exactly cause you also have your imaginary boyfriend or crush on your mind while you drive around daydreaming about the perfect date.

The relationship guru, you have the answers to all the questions!! Ask away my child is your attitude when all your committed friends come with their relationship problems to you and you solve them in a jiffy. Then again when your friends are all lovely dovey you don’t get a thing and your like that one person who never saw a game of thrones and is sitting in the middle of a group of die-hard fans!!!